Due to the onslaught of anti-free-speech laws (the CDA was only the beginning) that our technologicaly illiterate congress insists on passing, I have been forced to restrict access to my archive of nude pictures. You must now certify that you are over the age of 18 under penalty of perjury.

I've written a java age detector to make sure that you actually are over 18. It takes the personal information you entered in your preferences and compares it against a government database.

BY CLICKING ON ENTER YOU WILL BE CHECKED TO SEE IF YOU ARE OVER 18 VERIFY AGE TOO YOUNG? BACK TO SADDAMS SICK JOKES