A man was walking through the desert he had not eaten for days when he came across a church he went in nelt at the alter and prayed "God God give me some food" and a lump of meat dropped at his feet overjoyed he ate the food and came back every day with the same request and was rewarded ,Untill one day a hand dropped at his feet .He locked up and there was a leper painting the ceiling

Two lepers playing cards one threw his hand in.

Two leper lovers walking down the road hand in hand,came back arm in arm.

Leper failed his driving test Left his foot on the accelerator.

Q. How do you get a leper out of a bath?
A. With a shovel.

Q. What do you call a bath full of lepers?
A. Porrige

A leper walked into a bar and sat down.
The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you.
That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."