Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her indicator was on.

Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree

Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.